Monday, August 10, 2009

Gotta Start Young




















Hey Lucas,

I just want you to know that what I'm doing is supported by research. Apparently, at your age, you tend to appreciate the contrast between black and white more than anything else. Well, what better thing to use than a Chicago White Sox mobile!!! Being my son, you'll probably be influenced by me in some way and that may translate into the fanship of both the Chicago White Sox and Los Angeles Clippers. Though you may suffer a lot being fans of these teams, you will learn valuable life virtues such as loyalty (I'm still a fan after almost 20, mostly losing, years!) and unwavering optimism (which happens at the beginning of every season). I'm starting you out young so that you will develop a love for them like I have. This is for the better...

Love,
Dad

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