What You Really Think of Me...

While you were sound asleep in your crib, you inexplicably let out multiple yelps, probably a mating call of some sort for some species of mammal. Anyway, being the curious dad, I walk over to your crib and tried to shush you back to sleep, hoping it was a nightmare. You just kept right on crying, saying, "Dad, why aren't you picking me up? Can't you see that I'm not going back to sleep?" I finally get the message and pick you up but you keep right on crying. Hmmm...I thought, maybe you need a change. So I proceed to change your diaper. While changing your diaper though, you pee on me not once, but twice! Hmm...What are you trying to say now? I finish changing you and you're still crying so, I'm thinking that you're hungry. So, to tease you, I put my nose to your mouth and you start wanting to suck it. Realizing that it's not momma's milk spigot, you start crying again. While feeding, you show me what you really felt after Dad tried so unsuccessfully to take care of your needs.




















All you needed was Mommy.....

-Dad